I can tell you exactly what was on the second shelf of my bathroom cabinet last April.
Gold Bond powder. Lotrimin antifungal cream. A tube of Desitin that was three-quarters empty. A prescription steroid cream I'd stopped using. A jar of coconut oil someone on Facebook swore by. Witch hazel. A stick of men's deodorant I'd started putting under my breasts because a forum post told me it would keep them dry.
Seven products. For one problem.
And I was still waking up with the same red, burning fold under my belly and beneath my breasts every time the weather turned warm.
I was fifty-four years old. I had been dealing with this since my mid-forties. And after eight years of buying, trying, hoping and being disappointed — I had quietly accepted that this was just what my body did now.
That nothing really worked. That I was the problem.